Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classified). More coverage at: www.onion.com

2009 Grapplers Quest Men’s Black Belt Final WAR between 2008 All-Star Champ Bill “The Grill” Cooper and Roberto “Cyborg” Abreu (Fight Sports) on June28th, 2009. GRAPPLERS QUEST, The World’s Largest and Most Prestigious Submission Grappling Tournament hosts the official US Nationals of Sport Grappling in Morristown, NJ on Saturday, June 27th, 2009. Grapplers Quest wants the sport of Submission Grappling to grow worldwide and with sharing this footage for free, we hope it will bring more people into the sport for many years to come. We will bring you the BEST matches from all our events on our website at: www.GrapplersQuest.com